Inner Musings

frostycaptor:

thirdeyeblindjumper:

swat team training for when they encounter sonic the hedgehog in the field

Gotta go mildly quicker.

frostycaptor:

thirdeyeblindjumper:

swat team training for when they encounter sonic the hedgehog in the field

Gotta go mildly quicker.

(via arealsplintercell)

“I have earned my place in heaven. It’s not even close.”
— Former NYC mayor Michael Bloomberg, reflecting on his life’s work. Read his interview in the New York Times about his new gun control initiatives. (via officialssay)
washingtonpost:

kingsgrave:
Evidence has come to light that whales can live for 150 years or more. A harpoon with the date of 1880 in it was removed from a bowhead whale recently. Since whalers (then) didn’t shoot at calves, and whales tend to reach full growth in about 30 years, that makes that whale in the 200 year range.Now: Imagine what it knew before it died.

washingtonpost:

kingsgrave:

Evidence has come to light that whales can live for 150 years or more. A harpoon with the date of 1880 in it was removed from a bowhead whale recently. Since whalers (then) didn’t shoot at calves, and whales tend to reach full growth in about 30 years, that makes that whale in the 200 year range.

Now: Imagine what it knew before it died.

(Source: pacificasun)

thetechnicolortrenchcoat:

Today is Copernicus’s 541th birthday. You may remember Copernicus as the man who said “Hey, what if the Earth went around the sun?” To which the Catholic Church replied “Hey, what if we set you on fire?” 

(via ohmyadorkabledarrencriss)

"Their mouths, which mere minutes before had been employed in the process of demolishing and ingesting various foodstuffs, were now jammed up damply against one another while still being used for breathing, which must have been more than a little uncomfortable."

"Bits of one jammed into bits of the other, dangerously close to some of the weakest and most important internal organs."

"With absolutely no regard for personal space, the two of them created an unnecessary amount of friction, generating sweat in the process."

jwz: Erotica Written By An Alien Horrified By The Human Body (via newsweek)

(via newsweek)

saint-caravaggio:

blue-voids:

auilic:

k1mkardashian:

list of states that don’t exist:

maine
vermont
delaware
west virginia
iowa
missouri
arkansas
nebraska
north & south dakota
indiana

i live in space 

missouri is a black hole in the center of the united states.

i can confirm that missouri is the black hole of the us

(via katerlegusta)

thotkage:

nsfwgpoy:

those nerds in high school who run like this

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in my middle school there was a boy who wanted to be called Sasuke Uchiha and he wore a Sasuke cosplay to school everyday and one day he did this run down the stairs and broke his arm and apparently he told the principle it was the ‘Naruto run’ and then we were all banned from wearing Naruto headbands and doing this run and Naruto was put down as gang activity at our school

(via steammotif)